omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
someday I’m just gonna write a really deep song with a beautiful melody and I’m going to be singing in Latin and people will quote it on Facebook and everyone will be like, “this song is so deep. I’m getting it tattooed on my body.” AND THEY WILL. The world will revel at the melody, swoon at the crescendo, marvel at the lyrics.
I’ll just be singing a cornbread recipe in Latin.